When life gives you lemons, hold a contest and give away free lemonade, I always say.
So here's the deal. The person to come up with the FUNNIEST reason why this Blue Shimmer project is such a disaster, will recieve the Santa Claus stocking pattern that Halcyon Yarns accidentally mailed me, instead of the size zero circular I desperately need.
Just leave your reason in the comments. I'll pick the one that makes me snort my Monday morning tea out my nose, and mail it out.