The husbeast just paid two dollars to 'buy' a ring tone for my cell phone: The original theme song from Super Mario World. Because he knew it would make me laugh.
The cost of the phone itself? Seventy-five cents. (One of those 'phone for a dollar' deals, where you sign a contract for a year, then with a 25% military discount.)
Crazy. Totally crazy. But I'm laughing.