(This is primarily for the spinners and weavers out there, but I'm sure everyone will get the joke. Except me.)
"Okay... eight warp threads per inch for scarves twelve inches wide, that's ninety-six warp threads I need. Ten yards long, so I can get three six-foot scarves out of it easily, without worrying about loom waste. That's..."
Pause to check my decimal places.
"Nine hundred and sixty yards of yarn just to warp the loom. Oh. Fuck."
Maybe I'll buy the warp. That might speed things up a little.
Where'd I put the martini shaker...