Remember the picnic with the alligators on Saturday? Remember me saying we left before the baby got too cranky? Apparently we also left before everyone GOT DRUNK AND DECIDED TO BAIT THE ALLIGATORS. The Master Chief (high-ranking enlisted person) finally got fed up and took the tap off the keg. You know it's bad when Daddy has to step in and cut off your alcohol consumption.
Sigh. The husbeast works with future Darwin Award winners.