GOOB: You keep saying no.
ME: Yep. That's my job. I'm your mother.
In other news, I am sad to report that knitting the five-ply on size 3/3.25mm needles appears to be working. The swatch seems just right in terms of drape and stitch definition. Damn. I'll finish the swatch and wash it before I make a final decision, but it's looking like two (maybe three) sweaters on size threes for the year.