Earlier today I was feeling no pain, and the cat was on my lap, so I started rubbing her head, chanting "kitty kitty kitty".
Then she bit me.
Then I flung her across the room, chanting "fucker fucker fucker".
Then I began laughing uncontrollably.
The husbeast gave me That Look.
Woohoo! No migraine!! Wheeeeeee!
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Oh the bliss of a pain-free life! Be as giddy as you like. You have pre-paid.
hee hee hee hee --I'm laughing with you, yes I surely am! Emjoy the giddy, o conqueror of kitty, when there is no pain, dignity goes down the drain...
I'm done.
Better living through chemistry!
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