ME: I think I'm going to use the roaster to do the turkey.
HUSBEAST: We don't have a roaster.
ME: Sure we do. The one I dye yarn in.
HUSBEAST: Yum. Purple turkey.
ME: I intended to scrub it out first. Besides, the way the roasting process works, if there's color left in there, it won't get on the bird.
HUSBEAST: Oh, okay.
ME: But the gravy might turn pink.