TO: Dish Network customer service.
FROM: Me, giving contact info with phone number and e-mail.
I am getting THREE PHONE CALLS A DAY from your goddamn auto-dialer promotion system. TAKE MY PHONE NUMBER OFF YOUR CALL LIST. After this bullshit, if I did have Dish Network, I would TURN IT OFF and ORDER REGULAR CABLE. As it is I WILL NEVER VOLUNTARILY DEAL WITH DISH NETWORK, EVER, IF IT MEANS NO TELEVISION AND READING BOOKS ALL DAY. Are you getting this? Let me repeat it. GET MY PHONE NUMBER OUT OF YOUR BLOODY DAMNED AUTODIALER BEFORE I PROSECUTE. In case you can't keep track of the number I've already entered, here it is again: xxx-xxx-xxxx.
TO SUMMARIZE: GET MY PHONE NUMBER OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN AUTODIALERS OR I WILL PROSECUTE.