You suck. Suck suck suck suck. You suck oozing rat ass and donkey balls. You suck A HUNDRED FUCKING MILES OF BADLY ORGANIZED, BADLY LABELED HIGHWAYS. Did you motherfuckers EAT the street signs this winter, or knock them over with snow plows? DO YOU THINK YOU COULD MARK DIRECTIONS TO MAJOR BUILDINGS SO PEOPLE COULD FIND THEM?
We tried to go to the Natural History Museum today. I got lost. This is the third time I've gone down town, and the third time I've gotten lost. I have lived in quite a few metropolitan areas in my day (Columbus, Hampton Roads, Honolulu, Charleston, now here), and driven through quite a lot more (New York, Baltimore, DC, Miami, Los Angeles, Richmond, Jacksonville) and I am here to tell you, Pittsburgh sucks. You know those nightmare highway systems with fifteen exits branching off and literally six layers of roads all circling around each other? Yeah. It doesn't matter if you have the sense of direction of Ferdinand Magellan, if it's badly labeled, you're doomed.
Tomorrow I will try again, this time with the husbeast's GPS navigation system.