ME, hearing something clatter on the dining room floor: What did you drop?
GOOBER: A goat.
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- Julie
- Pennsylvania, United States
- I'm currently a stay at home mother, freelance writing on my off time, wondering how I became part of the ten thousand year old tradition of raising the kids while creating textiles. I grew up in NE Ohio dairy country, married a sailor, lived in Hawaii ten years, lived in SC for five years, then moved back to culture shock and confusion. Nothing but good times ahead.
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6 comments:
buahahahah! Beats me & Ladybug:
"Are you read for dinner, sweetie?"
"No--but you can eat."
A goat? That kid cracks me up.
From a playskool farm set, right? I mean, the real ones sort of blatt when you drop them. THEN they clatter.
Of course it was a goat - you expected a giraffe?
You ask a silly question, you get a silly answer. I predict that the Goober will be interesting her whole life. Buckle up.
Ooops.
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