Okay. I know I said I wasn't going to do this. But this fucking cat.
My printer hasn't worked right for weeks. I've got it in my entertainment center in the living room, normally it's easy to load in paper and it spits out the front and it's all good. But no. Wasn't working. Tonight I finally dragged it out of the cabinet, and waaaaay down in the back of the damn thing, in the paper intake, so far I can't quite reach it with my skinny fingers, I found THIS:
ETA: The printer works fine now.