Knitting bag sediment: a Rorschach test.

I've long thought that you could tell everything you needed to know about a woman (or man?) by the contents of their purse. And while I still believe that, I realized yesterday that for me at least, it might be more educational to look at the bottom of my knitting bag. See what you can figure out from this:
-notebook
-USB charger that works on both kindles and my phone
-Go Fish deck of cards 
-ruler
-asthma inhaler
-at least a dozen pens and pencils
-paper napkins
-a straw
-crayons (neatly in a plastic bag)
-TWO asthma inhalers (seriously, Julie?)

 This is in addition to the stuff I throw in when leaving the house, namely Kindle, pattern, books, knitting project, wallet, and phone. Oh, and keys. I am choosing to blame all this on the Goober. Surely the crayons are all her fault.

Testing...?

Trying to figure out how to post things from my phone. For hopefully better real-time snarl and easier photo uploads.

Today's fun at my house: