And the Blue's Clues thing.

People were asking what happened to the old host, Steve. Apparently he left to pursue a career in pop music. There are several urban legends going around about him getting fired for cocaine abuse, but they aren't true. Steve himself claims that he left because he didn't want to lose his hair on children's television (he has male-pattern baldness).

What's he up to now? Doing regular gigs, mostly, but he's on this season of "Jack's Big Music Show", doing a heavy metal song about groundhogs. You can watch it by clicking here, and then clicking on this icon:


Anyone who can write a heavy metal children's song about groundhogs, and work in the word 'herbivore' and make it rhyme, is a guy who should be respected, if you ask me.

The new guy's name is Joe. He can't sing for shit. Can't draw, either.

Babble babble babble.