a. Hammocky thing, maybe for hanging yarn b. a version of calorimetry for people with loooong heads c. boa constrictor (or should that be python? Whichever snake swallows its victims whole).
To go back in the archives: I got the Sp/Sum 06 VK out of the library to look at while reading your hilarious commentary. You are so right on! When you wrote this:
26. An entirely crocheted COAT in umpteen colors. I repeat. Is this Vogue Crochet? And it's by Brandon Mably for Rowan, so you'd have to take out a loan to pay for the yarn. I quote, "Haute coture and crochet go hand in hand." Somebody tell Grandma. My head hurts too bad to laugh this hard.
I read the description in the mag and read "Mably's ripple-stitch disaster" What? Oh, that was "duster".
Hoping a customer pays today so I can get that Hawaii-named lace-weight!
Duh. It's a carpet snake. Any fool can see that!
ReplyDeleteit is going to be a felted bandana!
ReplyDeleteIt's an introductory mat for a colorblind oscar winner.
ReplyDeletea. Hammocky thing, maybe for hanging yarn
ReplyDeleteb. a version of calorimetry for people with loooong heads
c. boa constrictor (or should that be python? Whichever snake swallows its victims whole).
Look at that shaping--it's CLEARLY a cummerbund!
ReplyDeleteTo go back in the archives:
ReplyDeleteI got the Sp/Sum 06 VK out of the library to look at while reading your hilarious commentary. You are so right on!
When you wrote this:
26. An entirely crocheted COAT in umpteen colors. I repeat. Is this Vogue Crochet? And it's by Brandon Mably for Rowan, so you'd have to take out a loan to pay for the yarn. I quote, "Haute coture and crochet go hand in hand." Somebody tell Grandma. My head hurts too bad to laugh this hard.
I read the description in the mag and read "Mably's ripple-stitch disaster"
What?
Oh, that was "duster".
Hoping a customer pays today so I can get that Hawaii-named lace-weight!
[crinkles forehead]
ReplyDeleteI want to see the back!
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ReplyDeleteIt's a willie warmer.
ReplyDelete... way to take it too far Knittech!
No... Its a bed for Sekhmet to sit on... and The Baby to try and run away with, of course!
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