tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21397483.post3868537339406293659..comments2023-12-29T15:48:55.596-05:00Comments on Samurai Knitter: The things you learn on TV.Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11710658334966849773noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21397483.post-84796674787798372992007-10-11T09:24:00.000-05:002007-10-11T09:24:00.000-05:00I work with real criminals occasionally. They wil...I work with real criminals occasionally. They will tell you, "I'm in here because I didn't feed my parking meter soon enough." They neglect the part about assaulting the meter maid who was giving them a ticket, then they lead the police on a four-county high-speed chase, ending with the criminal broadsiding a police vehicle, and, while pinned in the crash, shooting at the officers trying to get him out. "Well, I was on meth. You can't hold that against me." Not intelligent, but violent.roxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14916948065233137971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21397483.post-30163864554772903522007-10-10T08:55:00.000-05:002007-10-10T08:55:00.000-05:00I also think you should keep in mind that you shou...I also think you should keep in mind that you should never boast of your crimes to anyone, especially a police officer or therapist. They are way smarter than you think!Donna Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07877384848664758611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21397483.post-70194046555310935612007-10-10T08:25:00.000-05:002007-10-10T08:25:00.000-05:00If you're convinced you can commit the 'Perfect Cr...If you're convinced you can commit the 'Perfect Crime,' you might consider reading some textbooks on forensics, first. If you're still convinced, take up a hobby and go see a psychiatrist, just be sure to google Tarasoff first.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21397483.post-12081017362696310262007-10-10T00:22:00.000-05:002007-10-10T00:22:00.000-05:00* If you have committed a crime, do make sure you ...* If you have committed a crime, do make sure you don't take a glass of anything from a policeman during questioning, because they can literally go back in time using your spittle and fingerprints and show a holovid of you offing your boss using a paperclip, a rubberband, and stapler set on 'kill'.Amy Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04885706951931450373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21397483.post-67310104283997469942007-10-09T20:50:00.000-05:002007-10-09T20:50:00.000-05:00*snort* My former landlady ended up in prison-don'...*snort* My former landlady ended up in prison-don't ask but it involved a man and drugs- Anyway she said the only thing dumber than cops were criminals. makes you think doesn't it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21397483.post-12365056969095264682007-10-09T19:19:00.000-05:002007-10-09T19:19:00.000-05:00. . . . good to know.. . . . good to know.RobynRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731617033604966012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21397483.post-28890317533952434622007-10-09T19:17:00.000-05:002007-10-09T19:17:00.000-05:00And those darned DNA-laden cigarette butts...those...And those darned DNA-laden cigarette butts...those are always lying around crime scenes just waiting for the techs. Give a hoot, don't pollute and you'll stand a better chance of getting away with it!Sheepish Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564802976550099985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21397483.post-51681942101306744842007-10-09T18:34:00.000-05:002007-10-09T18:34:00.000-05:00What does it say about me that I know most of the ...What does it say about me that I know most of the cases you're refering to?<BR/><BR/>tee-hee murdervision. I must be living under my own sofa, I hadn't heard that phrase yet.Mammahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02229721741744499958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21397483.post-56521242299171002562007-10-09T17:24:00.000-05:002007-10-09T17:24:00.000-05:00Thanks for the good advice. Another important poin...Thanks for the good advice. Another important point is that you shouldn't play cat and mouse with your last victim and go over all the details of your serial crimes because the police and/or feisty independent detective will surely catch up with you while you are indulging in this ego trip.Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06025212419444729424noreply@blogger.com